Eh? attention Montreal OPPOs

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10/26/2016 at 09:51 • Filed to: None

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I’ll be making a journey to the wonderful country known as ‘America’s hat’. My brother-in-law is getting married and we’re going for a party this weekend. We’ll be leaving Friday morning and arriving that afternoon. What do you guys recommend? Food, cars, BEER, Architecture, and uh.... other “sights”.

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Kinja'd!!! S65 > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 09:53

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I don’t know but TIGER MAFIA

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > S65
10/26/2016 at 09:54

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huh?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 09:59

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Poutine and a Habs game.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 09:59

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TIGER MAFIA

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Haven’t you ever heard of Wakaliwood?


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 10:03

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Haven’t spent enough time in Montreal. Go West young man! The real Canada is West of Winnipeg!


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 10:03

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and uh.... other “sights”

If, by sights, you mean what I think you mean, be ready. It is nothing like in the US. Montreal is like the Tijuana of the North. Their rules and enforcement are lax.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
10/26/2016 at 10:05

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yea... we’d spend the whole weekend driving to get there. Montreal is closer


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > S65
10/26/2016 at 10:05

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nope


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Tekamul
10/26/2016 at 10:06

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i’ve heard...


Kinja'd!!! miadaman? yes please > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 10:11

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Definitely visit Schwartz for some delicious, mouth watering smoked ham sandwich.

Depends if you care about getting out of area tickets, might wanna not speed because there’s a 100% chance you’ll get pulled over.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Tekamul
10/26/2016 at 10:14

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by other things i think you mean

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and the classier

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or for the ladies...

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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 10:18

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UNIBROUE! Do that brewery tour. Or whatever. Good beer.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 10:18

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so you are coming from Canada’s shorts

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Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 10:19

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I’m not from Montreal, but the Unibroue brewery is outside of Montreal in Chambly.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > LongbowMkII
10/26/2016 at 10:20

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Tru. Unibroue is dope.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 10:28

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Meh, I’ve lived in Montreal for 8 years and I have no idea what to recommend lol... Sanair raceway is cheap as fuck just 45 minutes south of Montreal. 100$ gets you to play on the track, usually by yourself, for the day.

Within Montreal, I don’t know. The Plateau has tons of bars to explore. Rosemont’s bars are the same but cheaper.

Eat poutine, it’s good, I like it. La Banquise on Rachel street (corner with mentana or very close) is the best place in the city for one.

Then... I don’t know. Anglophones usually go out around Crescent street, but I’m not anglophone so I don’t really know lol.

The Kamasutra is a good strip club, I’ve been told.


Kinja'd!!! CB > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 10:39

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Don’t turn right on red. And maybe check out the F1 track. Other than that, everyone else has your bases covered.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > LongbowMkII
10/26/2016 at 10:52

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do they do tours? i couldn;t find anything on their webpage


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 11:03

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Hang out at the back door and hope they’re throwing some away?


Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 11:41

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I lived in Montreal for 48 years, am now on the U.S. west coast. Montreal is about as close to a European experience you can get on this continent. Everyone is bilingual and LOVE having a good time.. and they hate stereotypical loud mouth Americans so be courteous and polite. Some ideas for your time in the city:

Schwartz’s for smoked meat, get some to bring home while yer at it

St. Viateur for bagels, buy a few dozen

Gibby’s for a fantastic dining experience in the heart of Old Montreal, great steaks. Get reservations

Drop by the Bar B Barn for some fantastic ribs

Crescent street for drinking, dozens of bars to pick from. Bars only start getting busy at midnight, and close at 3am

Drop by Stogies bar and smoke a Cuban

Get tix to go see a hockey game at the Bell Centre

There’s a ton of strip joints to pick from, I would suggest Chez Paree as the gold standard and move on from there. You will pay an entry fee and the drinks are outrageously priced, but the scenery is well worth it. Keep your hands to yourself or the bouncers will introduce you to Montreal’s fine hospitals. Also, don’t yell and behave like an asshat. Table dances are fun if you’re so inclined, you pay ~ $5 per song and the lady brings her dancing platform over and dances for you. Yes, the strip joints are 100% nude and the ladies are drop dead gorgeous.

There’s a casino right next to the F1 track, a bit different as a) there’s no smoking in the building and b) they do not serve you drinks while you’re gaming. You have to go to a bar in the casino and pay full price for the libation of your choice.

Look both ways, several times, before crossing a street. Montrealer’s don’t care much for traffic laws. Dozens of people get hit every year.

Have fun!!!


Kinja'd!!! scoob > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/26/2016 at 13:19

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There’s a shop called F1 Boutique near the Old Port with tons of clothes, toys, and racing team merch. Kinda expensive though iirc.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2016 at 12:36

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Also, Canada has no $1 bills. $5 add up more quickly...